Thriller night.

-Honestly, we're out of gas 

+So, what are we gonna do now? I'm sorry I didn't    believe you.

-Can I ask you something?

+What? 

-You know I like you, don't you?

+Yes 

-And I hope you like me the way I like you 

+Yes 

-I was wondering if… you would be my girl...

+Oh, Michael, It's beautiful

-Now, it's official. I have something I want to tell you 

+Yes, Michael? 

-I'm not like other guys...

+Of course not, that's why I love you 

-No, I mean I'm different 

+What are you talking about? 

*the full moon comes out and Michael begin to writhe in agony* 

+Are you all right?

-GO AWAY!!